So the man in your life has been chasing the wrong kind of birdies and a smack around the chops with a golf club is just what the doctor ordered. But, which club to use? Here’s Metro’s handy guide:

• 1-Wood: There are some lovely drivers out there with a massive sweet spot. You can hardly miss his two-timing carcass with this, but be warned — it’ll do some damage. Just remember to stay in bounds.
• 3-Iron: Only advanced wives should use this. A badly swung 3-iron can cause a nasty slice on a ball. And nobody likes to see that.
• Pitching wedge: A sharper-angled club face delivers subtlety and spin. Maximum damage, minimum effort.
• Putter: Lethal from short range. Bawling “In The Hole!” as you take aim makes it even more fun.